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sirtroyofbaker:

balalaikaboss:

ejacutastic:

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

Stop says the red light, go says the green
Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 
KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHTWITH ITS EYE OF COAL SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

sirtroyofbaker:

balalaikaboss:

ejacutastic:

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT
WITH ITS EYE OF COAL 
SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE 
AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

When my friends complain that I’m much less fun now than when I was still funemployed

whatshouldbetchescallme:

thatonepleb:

Me trying to finish something important on time:

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disneyineveryway:

high school and college, the whole educational system, in a nutshell.

(Source: DisneyTangles)

thosecomics:

hoh

weejaboard:

i have had enough adventure for today

lunarobverse:

A brilliant metaphor

tags » #truth 
thirdeyesviews:

malformalady:

White peacocks fighting for dominance

History 101

thirdeyesviews:

malformalady:

White peacocks fighting for dominance

History 101

bitchcoven:

Primadonna Girl, yeah…image

(Source: paris666hilton)

funnyandhilarious:

Sadly true »

funnyandhilarious:

Sadly true »

Anonymous sent: omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

rambozus:

itsmemorized:

Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”
GRANDPA NO

Grandpa yes.